- Me: Dad is that Cosmos?
- Dad: No, that's Alec Baldwin.
- Me: Can we please make a show about the cosmic presence that is Alec Baldwin? Like the importance of the Alec Baldwin butterfly effect?
- *Me: goes on babbling about a zoom-in to a nebula w/ Alec's little face at the center.*
k there is like no porn on my dash right now. it’s like tumblr just saves it all for when i’m at Denny’s.
i wish tumblr could just be on a mode where it blocks everything that is SUITABLE for work.